Even More Bet You Didn’t Know

  1. There are male and female robots

Robots are taking over the world. Every year mire jobs are given to robots. Building things, destroying things, and even preforming surgeries.

As time goes by, humans will have to earn to live with these robots. I’m not an expert, but I am willing to share some advice.

There are male and female robots. The males are referred to as “Andriods” while the female is referred to as “Gynoid”.

I advise you not to mix this up. You have seen the movies. You know what a pissed off robot can do!

7 in 10 Americans have some kind of fear of the dark

Again I’m roaming the internet. Looking for nothing in particular, yet things catch my eye. The latest thing that peaked my interest was, “7 in 10 Americans have some kind of fear of the dark”.

I guess it is the fact that in the dark, you can’t see. You don’t know what is making noises or moving around. The shadows and light play with your sense of sight. Things don’t appear what they really are.

I think the real reason that those people fear the dark is because they know I’m lurking out there. At any point I can reach out and grab you. You will never see it coming.

Do you fear the dark?

The giggle incontinence is the involuntary release of urine in response to giggling or laughter.

“The giggle incontinence is the involuntary release of urine in response to giggling or laughter. It may be related to cataplexy, a sudden transient episode of loss of muscle tone often triggered by strong emotions.” I just read this online.

This is what I want to do to you. Basically I just want to make you laugh so hard that you pee yourself. Has this ever happened to any of you?

Whenever I can get someone to do this, it’s a good day for me. If I can get you to laugh so hard that you lose bladder control, then I am on my comedic game.

It sounds cruel, but you have to understand I live to make people smile and laugh. It is my drug of choice. The sound of laughter reminds me that the world and it’s inhabitants, are not all that bad. Regardless of what is going on.

I’ve never laughed so hard that I peed myself, but I have made my stomach hurt laughing.