Captain Kirk Heads to Gilligan’s Island
Mr. Spock: Captain, I’m reading a distress signal from a remote uninhabited island on earth – highly illogical.
Bones: It’s that green blood of yours Spock. You’re always overanalyzing everything, you green-blooded Vulcan.
Scotty: AYE, this certainly calls for a drink, lads?
Captain Kirk: Put a cork in it Scotty. I… MUST… Have answers!! RED ALERT! OMG I love doing that!
Spock: I’ve pinpointed the location captain.
Kirk: Scotty, beam us down, you skirt wearing lushface…
Kirk: All right Scotty, you’ve sent us to a women’s Zumba class again. Ya, it was funny like the first 50 times!
Scotty: LMAO! Aye Captain, beaming you to the correct coordinates. Wait… SULU! I told you lad, keep your hands off my kilt!
Spock: Captain, we are closing in now. The origin of the signal is dead ahead.
Bones: OMG look, it’s the professor sending signals with his coconuts using magnetized Gilligan for power!
Gilligan: Captain Kirk! I am a huge fan of yours! Could I get your autograph, Mr. James Tiberius Kirk?
Kirk: Phasers on stun, fire away… NOW! BTW, have you guys met my 3 dogs – Price, Line, and Dotcom?
Skipper: Gilligan little buddy, here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into. Because of you, we got phasered! And, you know about my cholesterol condition, you idiot!
Maryanne/Ginger: Breaker 19, we need HELP! This drunkard in a dress just beamed us into his bedroom he and suggested erogenous procreative activities!
Kirk: Bones, don’t just stand there, do something about this!
Bones: Damn it Jim I’m a doctor, not a counselor for intoxicated deviant perverts.
Kirk: No, you psycho, I meant beam up and video it on your smartphone, this has YouTube written all over it!
To be discontinued…